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Poster: Dancinbears Date: Feb 17, 2007 5:17pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: yo mama...any more?

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!


:)

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Poster: stratocaster Date: Feb 17, 2007 5:24pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: yo mama...any more?

yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house...

yo mama so fat, her ass has it's own alderman...

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Poster: high flow Date: Feb 17, 2007 5:24pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: yo mama...any more?

Yo mama ain't go no ears...talkin' 'bout "I hear ya!"

Let's not forget Joe's contibution to the GD.

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Poster: sparky999255 Date: Feb 17, 2007 7:56pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: yo mama...any more?

Yo mama so fat her favorite food is seconds
Yo mama so fat she deep fries her toothpaste
Yo mama so fat her graduation photo was an aerial shot

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Yo mama so poor they put her picture on food stamps
Yo mama so poor her cardboard box got repossessed

Yo mama so ugly it took her 10 hours at the beautician...just for the quote
Yo mama so ugly she went to the haunted house and came out with a job
Yo mama so ugly when she was born they put tinted windows on her incubator

Recently on 30 Rock I heard Tina Fey use this line..."You know what the difference between a washing machine and yo mama is? When I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week afterwards!"

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Poster: rastamon Date: Feb 18, 2007 10:27am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: yo mama...any more?

Yo mama so fat when she danced at the Grateful Dead show the whole band skipped

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Feb 18, 2007 11:13am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: yo mama...any more?

lol

good one